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AMBROSE CLANCY Breaking news: Turkeys storm Reporter office last week.
Breaking news: Turkeys storm Reporter office last week.

In certain parts of the Island it seems as if nature has gone haywire, and our human habitat is being overrun. We’re talking turkeys here.

At the Reporter’s office in the Center, it’s common to see a flock of meleagris gallopavo silvestri (impress your friends) moving through the front and back parking lots or up on the porch. A couple of the birds recently were even fighting a few feet from our front door.

Well, we think they were fighting, but it could have been the polar opposite, since none of us are conversant with the courtship rituals of the wild turkey. In any event, it was a lot of excited sounds, strutting and pecking. You be the judge.

Although it’s hard to find any hard evidence, the flock of wild turkeys seems to have grown over the last few years. It’s unclear why, but the town’s animal control officer, Beau Payne, said linking the decline of the fox — the turkey’s natural predator — population on the Island might be a reason why there are turkey traffic jams nearly every day at the corners of Jaspa and Midway roads.

But “might” is the operative word, Mr. Payne cautioned, adding that, “all animal populations are dynamic, fluctuating with the availability of resources and the presence of predators, among other factors. It would be irresponsible to assume — or let others assume — any one factor was singularly responsible for a population change without scientific verification.”

Mr. Payne said since he took office in May there have been “several turkey versus car accidents,” but he doesn’t specifically track them. He noted that the wild turkey is a designated “game species” by the New York Department of Environmental Conservation, and can only be killed during the DEC defined season, which is November 19 through December 2 this year.

To reduce the Island’s flock through hunting, “is a tasty solution,” Mr. Payne said, but noted only one bird may be taken per hunter during the season, “making hunting them a relatively ineffective means of control.”

Another method to keep the birds from roosting on your porch or strutting around your patio is fencing, but that might not be too effective either, Mr. Payne said. Even though these comedians of the avian world look clumsy, they can fly, so hopping a fence is easy. When they take wing they’re as graceful as any bird, sometimes reaching speeds up to 50 miles an hour.

There have been no reports of anyone “having any negative personal interactions, such as an attack,” Mr. Payne said. He advises that Islanders should treat turkeys the same as any wildlife: “Observe and enjoy, but do not interact unless absolutely necessary.”

If you’ve ever been close to a wild turkey (and what Islander hasn’t), the first impression is how magnificently ugly they are, with the heads of space aliens and those dangling red wattles. Rare birds, they’re most content being earthbound, strutting around with the could-care-less attitude of bored aristocrats.

They can also transform themselves in a flash into completely different beings, flaring out their feathers and changing the color of their fleshy necks to blue, gray or, being an American species, red, white and blue. The toms preen like this when they’re scared or angry or looking for love.

How the birds got to Shelter Island in the first place is a mystery. The National Wild Turkey Federation has found there are about seven million wild turkeys roosting in 49 states (Alaska is turkey-free), beginning to approach the numbers before Columbus landed, when there were about 10 million of them.

At the turn of the 20th century it was a close call whether the wild turkey would survive. Hunting and loss of habitat were the factors decimating the American rafter. (Rafter is the correct word for a group of turkeys. At least that’s what author James Lipton, who wrote “An Exaltation of Larks,” maintains, and many ornithologists back him up. Lipton teased out the derivation of the term from a group of logs bound together to form a raft.)

An act of Congress saved the American turkey from extinction, when the Wildlife Restoration Act passed in 1937, providing money for wildlife habitat enhancement programs.

According to the DEC, turkeys were reintroduced to New York from Pennsylvania in 1959 when about 1,400 birds were let loose in the wild. Now, the DEC reported, there are between 250,000 and 300,000 New York birds, so many that the state exported almost 700 wild turkeys to “Vermont, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, New Jersey, Connecticut, Rhode Island, Delaware and the Province of Ontario, helping to reestablish populations throughout the Northeast.”

They’re called turkeys because of a British misunderstanding. Mario Pei, a Columbia University professor of Romance languages, has written that turkeys, though American born and bred, were imported to Britain after a stopover in the Mideast. The Brits called everything coming from that part of the world “turkey,” as in Persian carpets becoming “turkey” carpets.

Their All-American status was famously enshrined by Ben Franklin, who wanted to make the turkey our national bird. It speaks volumes about Franklin’s personality that he preferred the basically gentle but fiercely independent, if cranky, turkey to the predatory bald eagle.

The eagle, Franklin wrote, “is a bird of bad moral character; he does not get his living honestly … like those among men who live by sharping and robbing … he is generally poor, and often very lousy. Besides, he is a rank coward; the little king-bird, not bigger than a sparrow, attacks him boldly and drives him out of the district … For in truth, the turkey is in comparison a much more respectable bird, and withal a true original native of America. Eagles have been found in all countries, but the turkey was peculiar to ours …”

Peculiar might be the last word, when it comes to all things turkey.

Happy Thanksgiving.